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This is a transcript of Lambdadelta's quotes in Golden Fantasia.

Story Mode[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta and Jessica Ushiromiya[edit | edit source]

Prologue[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta: So basically, George and Shannon's Okinawa Vacation made you so jealous that you two want to go on a vacation too?
Jessica: Shh, shh!! That's pretty much right, but anyway, shh!!
Lambdadelta: Well, you've got a point there. It's pretty obvious that Natsuhi would never approve of that. So, you want little old Lambdadelta-chan-sama to grant your wish?
Jessica: Please! Make a maiden's humble dream come true!

Match 4 Prologue[edit | edit source]

against Shannon and Ronove.

Shannon: What?! You're...going on an overnight trip with Kanon-kun?!
Ronove: Pu ku ku. I'm so sorry, but Kanon's schedule is quite packed all summer long.
Lambdadelta: Jessica? If you want this dream of a vacation with Kanon-kun to come true, you'd better try and grasp hold of his summer break by force, okay?
Jessica: I-I know that... ...Sorry, Shannon! Please, swap shifts with Kanon-kun!
Shannon: B-But I can't...! I-I also have a date with George-san...

Match 4 Victory[edit | edit source]

Ronove: As you wish... I will speak with Genji about giving Kanon-kun a summer break.
Jessica: Th-Thank you, Ronove!! Sorry, Shannon! But there's nothing with us going on an Okinawa vacation too, right? Right?!
Lambdadelta: That puts Kanon's vacation in the bank. Next up is actually asking him out! Do you have the resolve... the certain willpower to do that?
Jessica: Y-Yes, I do...!! I-I'll definitely ask Kanon-kun to on a vacation with me!!
Lambdadelta: You really do say exactly what you're thinking, don't you? I actually like paper-brained kids like that! I'll stick around until the end!

Match 7 Prologue[edit | edit source]

against Kanon and Battler Ushiromiya.

Kanon: ... A vacation alone with Milady... I can't do it... I am... furniture.
Jessica: Like I told you, you aren't furniture! Do you not want to go on a vacation with me?!
Kanon: I-It's not that. But, ummm, what would Madam say...?
Lambdadelta: Don't worry, I'll take care of all that with my magic! All that matters now is whether Jessica can convince you to go or not!
Jessica: Kanon-kun, shut up and come with meeeee!!

Match 7 Victory[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta: The loser has to do what the winner says! Come on, Jessica-sama's party, off to Okinawa, let's good!!
Jessica: We've already arranged for you to have some vacation time in the summer! All that's left is for you to get ready
Kanon: I-I'm glad, but...umm...
Jessica: Leave the preparation to me! I'll get everything from your underwear to your toiletries set up! You just need to stay quiet and follow me when the day comes!
Lambdadelta: See, Kanon?! There's nowhere left to run! If you still refuse, I'll turn you into konpeito right now and toss you all the way to Okinawa!
Kanon: B-But Milady... We are, umm, a teenage boy and girl. ...U-Us going on a vacation alone together would be...sc-scandalous...!
Lambdadelta: Don't worry. It's not like you'll be alone.
Kanon: W-Well, if we aren't alone... umm... that's different...
Jessica: Wait, we're not going alone? Who else is coming?!
Lambdadelta: What? Were you planning to go without Lambda-chan-sama?
Lambdadelta: Don't worry, I'm not such a boor that I'd get in the way of two lovers. Aaah, blue seas, beautiful coral reefs. Nothing to worry about except not putting on enough sunscreen. I guess some kokuto candies should di as a souvenir for Bern.

Lambdadelta and Chiester 410[edit | edit source]

Prologue[edit | edit source]

Chiester 410: Tadaaa! This pink arrow here is today's prize nyeh!
Lambdadelta: It's a Love Maker Guided Warhead!! Shoot someone through the heart with this, and any sort of couple will instantly be born!!
Chiester 410: That's an incredible prize nyeh! How can people get their hands on it nyeh?!
Lambdadelta: Isn't it obvious?! By defeating us! Heheh, I'll be waiting for anyone hopelessly reckless pure-hearted kids who think they can beat me!

Match 4 Prologue[edit | edit source]

Against Jessica Ushiromiya and Shannon

Chiester 410: Come this way to fight for the Love Maker nyeh! Come one, come all nyeh!
Jessica:If we're talking about a magical item that can make romance come true, I can't just sit around!!
Shannon: I-If we'll do, let us challenge you too...!
Lambdadelta: Sure! We'll happily take all comers! Come on, let's see what you've got!
Chiester 410: Welcome, Jessica-chan and Shannon-Chan! Look forward to our excellent service nyeh!

Match 4 Victory[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta: Aw, too bad! Better luck next time, you two!!
Chiester 410: Nihihihi! Now to suck up the romantic energy from the two losers nyeh!
Lambdadelta: Just as you'd expect from a pair of maidens starving for love. The pink energy just keeps charging higher and higher.
Chiester 410: The more romantic hearts we gather, the more powerful this arrow gets nyeh!
Lambdadelta: *giggle*! I', gonna power this up more and more, and then shoot my Bern with it! Aah, Bern, I love you!!

Match 7 Prologue[edit | edit source]

Against Bernkastel and Erika Furudo

Lambdadelta: I love you, Bern!! Come on, just get pierced by this Love Maker Guided Arrow, and we'll love each other forever!!
Bernkastel: ...No way. If I loved you, you wouldn't whisper your love into my ear anymore.
Chiester 410: Nihihihi, makes sense nyeh. Love's more interesting when it's incomplete nyeh!
Erika: I'm confiscating that dangerous arrow! And then, my master will be... *pant*pant*!!
Bernkastel: I'll snatch it and pierce you instead, Lambda. Then, I'll make you whisper of your love... while I have fun ignoring it.
Lambdadelta: *giggle*!! Come on, Bern!! Let's love each other over this arrow of romance!!

Match 7 Victory[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta: I won! It's my victory, Bern!! I love you! And I'll make it so you can't love anyone but me!
Chiester 410: Congratulations, Lady Lambdadelta! So, shall we shoot Lady Bernkastel with the arrow of love right now nyeh?
Lambdadelta: I was planning to, ... but nah.
Bernkastel: Now there's a surprise.
Lambdadelta: Cats are cats because they don't try to make you like them. If I shoot Bern with this arrow, it's not that much different from killing her.
Bernkastel: *giggle* ...That's why I love you.
Erika: I stole it! I stole the arrow of love! How do I use this thing...? Wait, what?! Hey where is it going?!!
Chiester 410: Whoops. The guidance system tends to go crazy when used by an amateur nyeh.
Lambdadelta: Th-This is no joke! If that arrow hits someone, they'll fall in love with me right?! But I belong to Bern alone!!
Bernkastel:...I'm not sure what's going on, but hurry up and get it back. I'll be making tea.
Erika: I'm not giving this arrow of love up! I'll turn it into my arrow ...and make my love with my master complete!!
Lambdadelta: Let go, Erika!! This arrow is mine!! .. Wha, Aaah! It hit Erika's chest?!?!

Lambdadelta and Bernkastel[edit | edit source]

Prologue[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta: Hey, Bern. How do you want to play today? I mean, we've played almost everything, and I'm getting bored.
Bernkastel: Beato did keep us entertained for quite a while, ...but time's almost up.
Lambdadelta: Yeah. It's about time to suck it dry.
Bernkastel: ...*giggles* Let's have fun in a big way, ...so that centuries later, just remembering it will make us laugh. Heheheheheh...

Match 4 Prologue[edit | edit source]

Against Beatrice and Battler Ushiromiya.

Beatrice: To Trample over someone else's game however you please, before finally mocking it and crushing it... Yes, your villainous ways shock even me...!
Battler: This is our game!! Like hell we'll let you have your way with it!!
Bernkastel: That's right. To you two, it's a precious game. But to us, it's completely different.
Lambdadelta: It's just one small game in the endless sea of Fragments! Sucking it dry, trampling it, and mocking it is our delight!
Bernkastel: That's the only way we can escape out boredom. ...*giggle* It'll never disappear. We're only trying to get it for a moment.

Match 4 Victory[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta: Hey, Beato! We're at the end, so why not at least tell us who the culprit is?
Beatrice: ...Like I'd... tell you... No one can reach that knowledge unless they think for themselves and know the heart...
Lambdadelta: I don't like thinking! I just wanna know the answer! And then I wanna go around acting like I figured it out myself!
Beatrice: And that's why... I'm not telling you... I won't give you people... my truth...
Bernkastel: Thought so. That's why I'm breaking everything. If you won't tell me the answer, I'm not interested. I'll crush this stupid game board to pieces and insult it! I'll mock it...!

Match 7 Prologue[edit | edit source]

Against Dlanor A. Knox and Willard H. Wright.

Dlanor:: Your evil deeds end HERE. I will not let you trample over Beatrice's heart any FURTHER.
Lambdadelta: What, an arrest warrant?! We're witches of the Senate! We decide how much a tale's worth! We write down in the annals of history! Witches are gods, didn't you know that?! We're more important than anyone!!
Bernkastel: The world exist for the sole purpose of easing the boredom of us witches. ... Disagreeing with that is high treason, understand?
Willard: ... True, witches may be gods. In that case, we're the ones who get to decide which gods we worship. And we won't be worshipping you.
Bernkastel: *giggle* ... *giggle**giggle*!! How truly amusing. So that's the answer? That's your answer, which I travelled centuries through the sea of boredom to give to you? Haha, ahaahahaha...!

Match 7 Victory[edit | edit source]

Bernkastel: The mere act of disrespecting us is high treason against the world itself. *giggle*giggle*... What a pain. It seems a lot of people have been forgetting that lately.
Lambdadelta: We're the most important people in the world! Kyahahahaha!
Bernkastel: And yet, the toxin of boredom kills us. ... Now that even Beato's game board has vanished, ... we're gonna be faced with another stretch of time where our sickness torments us.
Lambdadelta: There aren't many game boards that can heal our boredom. ... I mean, there haven't been any decent games lately. They're all crappy games, all stuff that's jumped the shark! Ah, old games were so good!
Bernkastel: ... While sating ourselves on those, we'll gradually disappear and become scraps of seaweed in the sea of boredom.
Lambdadelta: What's up, Bern? You're oddly sentimental today.
Bernkastel: The residents of the Golden Land are probably having a great playing there for all eternity. ...And we who mocked and destroyed them... will now be living out eternal boredom starting today.
Lambdadelta: ... We chose the wrong way to play. Is that what you're saying?
Bernkastel: Hey, Lambda. ... What do you say about us making a game board from time to time?
Lambdadelta: No way. Witches like us just appear out of nowhere and yell about stuff like 'it's a crappy game' and 'they jumped the shark'. After all, the consumers are god. Let slaves and fools do the job of being the producers.
Bernkastel: You're right. ... And as a result, everyone's become a consumer, and there's nothing left in this sea but boredom.
Lambdadelta: I wonder if someone's gonna make another interesting game someday. I'll have so much fun splitting it apart and mocking it!
Bernkastel: ... Unless someone comes along and worships us, even that seems unlikely to happen. ... I see. So, that's the one parting shot was allowed to have in this sea of boredom.
Bernkastel: ... *giggle* ... *giggle**giggle*. It's really not so bad to talk philosophy every now and then.

Generic Quotes[edit | edit source]

With Partners[edit | edit source]

Jessica: I've been smelling something sweet for a while now... My stomach's been rumbling at me.
Lambdadelta: That's my perfume. I'm wearing bitter caramel today! It's great, isn't it?!

Chiester 410: That's our Lady Lambdadelta! You're so awesome, I didn't even have a chance to step in nyeh!
Lambdadelta: Do you wanna play too? Too Bad, you can't!! I'm not done playing yet!


Lambdadelta: Hey, Bern! You're free after this right? I wanna play with you more!
Bernkastel: Of course I am, Lambda! I'll play with you until you break."

vs Battler[edit | edit source]

Before Match[edit | edit source]

Victory[edit | edit source]

vs Ange[edit | edit source]

Before Match[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta: It'd be boring if you were a hamburger all the time, so try becoming konpeitou for once!
Ange: Sorry about the eternal tie thing. I'm here to bring Onii-chan home!

Victory[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta: Hey, hey! I wanna try some too! A hamburger made of you!!
Ange: Eep...!...Aggghh...! Nooooooooooo!

Lambdadelta: I'll take good care of you, okay...? Give me an eternal stalemate.
Ange: ...Who...Should I listen to...? I don't understand...

vs Beatrice[edit | edit source]

Before Match[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta: Did you think you could beat Super Paper Lambda-sama? I'll crush you into a pulp!
Beatrice: I am no puppet! I am the Golden Witch! I need no guardian!

Victory[edit | edit source]

vs Shannon[edit | edit source]

Before Match[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta: Do you have some business with the Witch of Certainty? ... Interesting! Let's see it.
Shannon: This isn't the audience seating. Allow me to guide you to your seat. This way, please.

Victory[edit | edit source]

vs Kanon[edit | edit source]

Before Match[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta: Having furniture that's a little impudent makes it more fun to rectify them!
Kanon: Even I possess certain willpower. If you're telling me to prove it, ... then that's what I'll do!

Lambdadelta: I don't know how to hold back, so sorry if you end up as mincemeat!
Kanon: Even I possess certain willpower. If you're telling me to prove it, ... then that's what I'll do!

Victory[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta: That was a good lesson in how not to judge people by their appearance, right?
Kanon: ... I have... no counter for that... ...I hate this...

vs Chiester 410[edit | edit source]

Before Match[edit | edit source]

Victory[edit | edit source]

Chiester 410: Carrots are the best raw nyeh! Give those carrots back nyeh!
Lambdadelta: No way. I'll cook them all nice and sweet and make a wonderful glace from them!

vs EVA-Beatrice[edit | edit source]

Before Match[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta: As your senpai, I'll give you a kind, strict lesson on how to use magic! here we go.
EVA Beatrice: Go home, girl. If you want to play witches, do it with friends from your neighborhood!

Victory[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta: Do you really keep saying 'if only' because it sounds vaguely like your name? Don't you realize how totally lame-da that sounds? Pfft, *giggle*!!
EVA Beatrice: Y-you should talk... If only you'd just give up and die!

vs Lucifer[edit | edit source]

Before Match[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta: I'm fighting furniture? That's so boring, it'll break right away!
Lucifer: Why did I get stuck doing this...?! There's no way... I can beat Lady Lambdadelta...!

Lambdadelta: I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored!! Hey, Lucifer! Do something funny!
Lucifer: Why did I get stuck doing this...?! There's no way... I can beat Lady Lambdadelta...!

Victory[edit | edit source]

vs Dlanor[edit | edit source]

Before Match[edit | edit source]

Victory[edit | edit source]

vs Will[edit | edit source]

Before Match[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta: A witch hunt, huh? That could be a little fun! Make sure you don't break right away!
Will: You're a boisterous person... Are all witches like this...?

Victory[edit | edit source]

vs Bernkastel[edit | edit source]

Before Match[edit | edit source]

Victory[edit | edit source]

vs Rosa[edit | edit source]

Before Match[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta: Once I've gotten bored of killing you, I'll kill you some other way! Both you and your daughter, forever!
Rosa: This is all a nightmare! Please, wake me up! Or else kill me!

Lambdadelta: I'll bet Maria would make a sweeter candy than you! Out of the way!
Rosa: Maria and I will survive! Get out of the way! We're going to leave this island alive!!

Victory[edit | edit source]

Rosa: Tell me! Who are you?! Are you supposed to be a witch?!
Lambdadelta: That's right. Before long, the new anime with me as the main character's gonna start, so I'll see you then!

vs Jessica[edit | edit source]

Before Match[edit | edit source]

Victory[edit | edit source]

vs George[edit | edit source]

Before Match[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta: Does a mere Human think he can win against the great Lambdadelta-sama?
George: My, my, what an adorable little witch. Do you really know how to fight?

Victory[edit | edit source]

vs Erika[edit | edit source]

Before Match[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta: Bern and I have sworn our love to each other. You've got no place here!
Erika: I'm not giving up my place at my master's side! Here's some candy, so will you please go home?!

Lambdadelta: You came here to get in the way of my lovey-dovey time with Bern, didn't you?!
Erika: You come over to play too much! Don't disrupt my sweet time alone with my master anymore!

Victory[edit | edit source]

vs Ronove[edit | edit source]

Before Match[edit | edit source]

Victory[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta: You aren't cute enough! Turn your hair pink!
Ronove: Y-You mustn't! This isn't funny...! N-Noooooo!!

Lambdadelta: Hey, Ronove! I'm hungry! Get me some tea and cookies!
Ronove: A-As you command... would you mind if I retrieved a first aid kit first...?

vs Virgilia[edit | edit source]

Before Match[edit | edit source]

Lambdadelta: So, you're Beatrice's Teacher. Well, don't let me get bored, okay?! If you're boring, I'll kill you!
Virgilia: I am honored to be visited by a witch of the Senate. Allow me to greet you, Lady Lambdadelta.

Victory[edit | edit source]

Virgilia: Lady Lambdadelta... I cannot take any more of this. ...Owowow...
Lambdadelta: What?! We're just getting started! I'm super partially combusted! Booo!

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